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Dry, office-ready humor printed on a neutral crewneck for end-of-year riffing. Clean sans text and a small illustrated coffee-and-doc icon deliver a low-key corporate-satire vibe that reads like a knowing wink across the cubicle. The understated layout and muted palette make it easy to wear at late-December wrap-ups or casual remote meetings where coworkers trade laughs about mentally checking out.
Product features
- Medium-heavy 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²) 50/50 cotton-polyester blend
- Classic crewneck fit with double-needle stitching for durability
- Embroidery available on left, center, large center chest, or wrists; prints use DTG, inner neck/wrist labels use DTF
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) and ribbed knit collar with seam
- Made in Nicaragua; meets flammability and heavy-metal safety standards
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
It’s Time to Pretend We’re Busy Sweatshirt | office humor shirt, end-of-year meme
$29.74